Yeah, the tank sank a nuclear submarine. Don’t tell anyone, even we can’t believe it, but anyway, this nuclear submarine was really sunk by us, even though it saved our lives-if it hadn’t been supported by it, we would have sunk like an iron ball together with the main battle of 6, and we wouldn’t even have a bubble! Is this bite the hand that feeds you? I don’t think it’s their own bad luck at best, just staying in front of us! The tragic fate of this nuclear submarine also makes us understand the cruel fact that people have unlimited bad luck. If you fart, you may hurt your heel!
Shandong kept laughing. "Tanks can sink nuclear submarines. If I tell Xiao Fang about this, she will definitely take it as a joke!"
Small Guangxi said, "Li Jie won’t believe me even if I have never lied to her!" "
I said, "It’s not the first time this kind of thing has happened. It’s not as evil as you said."
They are interested in "Oh? It happened before? "
I said, "Yeah! A long time ago, a scientist who shaved his head made the sky eagle think his bald head was a stone when he was walking in the wild.
Tian Xi threw the caught turtle here to break the shell open and have a good meal, and his brains burst! "
Shandong dissatisfaction called "Are you kidding? Is this comparable? We are driving a tank! "
Small Guangxi said, "You can also think of the 6 th main battle as an iron turtle, but this iron turtle is a little bigger and weighs dozens of tons!" Grandma, what kind of ball would the submarine be smashed if it wasn’t for a few meters deep seawater buffer? I don’t know anyway, we have to change into patties! "
I said, "What’s more, it’s not news for the British that tanks sank submarines. As early as World War II, the Germans tried it. At that time, a German submarine fired a heavy torpedo and hit a British transport ship full of materials, causing a volcanic eruption. The German sailors were so excited that they wanted to see how the warship felt into the sea floor. As a result, a light tank was lifted by a huge explosion and fell again, just hitting the submarine and breaking it in two! Compared with that tank, we cracked their pressure shell, which is very gentle. "
Shandong nodded again and again. "Xiao Fang also told me that this story is very interesting."
Small Guangxi blinked and asked, "Are we taking revenge for the Germans?"
I said, "Forget it or run. This is a fucking nuclear submarine. If there is a nuclear leak, we have to bury them. It’s not worthwhile!"
The two of them shivered and quickly got into the space, and the Signor jumped up several tens of meters high. In the smoke and fire, our small tank was about 10,000 meters per hour-snail cow-and drove towards our imaginary land without shyness. We heard that the explosion noise was the wailing of the sea monster before she died …
The nuclear submarine "Expedition" is one of the Warrior-class attack nuclear submarines developed in Britain, belonging to the second generation attack nuclear submarines in Britain. It created the first battle of nuclear submarines. The captain of the "Expedition" attack nuclear submarine is 69 meters wide, 11 meters draught, 4 meters water displacement, 44 tons water displacement and 49 tons power plant is composed of a pressurized water reactor and two steam turbines. The speed is 2, the water is saved, and the depth is 3 meters. Six 533 mm torpedo tubes at the bow can launch up to 32 harpoon missiles and.
The "Warrior" class submarine is a nuclear-powered attack submarine developed by Britain after the Second World War. From 1962 to 1971, there were five boats in service. All of them had an extraordinary history. The "Warrior" was called the "Warrior" in the British Empire. In 1967, it returned to Britain from Singapore and completed a voyage of 120,000 nautical miles, creating a British navy submarine.
Record of continuous sailing for 25 days; Churchill successfully launched a submarine-launched Harpoon missile in 1979-19, which paved the way for the submarine to refit the American Harpoon missile. If it had not been for this unfortunate incident, the most famous of the five African brothers would have been the Expeditor-it turned out that it sank the Argentine navy cruiser General Bergrano in May 1992 with a torpedo. The first place in the great war was robbed by us in 1993, but the first nuclear submarine in Britain to create such a war case can still be left with a strong pen and ink in the history of the navy. Unfortunately, everything is over now. It made a main battle tank fall out of nowhere and sank the submarine. Before the submarine sank, the captain was in a dull state until the sailor put a lifebuoy on him and tried to drag him out. He just reacted and said, "How can I explain to the leader with such an inexplicable fiasco?" How can I explain to my boss! " How can the sailors explain their wry smile? Root can’t hand over to treat! Even if it is accidentally injured by one of our own people or simply sunk by a Beran submarine, it is better than it is now. His mother was sunk by a tank. It must not make people laugh! ?
In spite of this, the signalman truthfully reported to the Navy Command that "when we approached the territorial waters of Belan, we were accidentally attacked by an enemy main battle tank. First, the pressure shell was smashed, and then the tank hit three shots at close range. Despite the best efforts, we still managed to save it. We suffered heavy casualties and could abandon the boat. Please send a helicopter to search and rescue us."
It is said that only after seeing this newspaper, the navy spent a whole 30 minutes in its office. All the staff officers in the headquarters went crazy and made such a joke on them. They sent several severely worded newspapers and didn’t get a reply. They called directly at the risk of submarine exposure, but there was no reply. The headquarters swore that when the recruiters returned, they would be punished for half a year’s solitary confinement and then deducted their salary for one year to let them know that tigers and beards could not be pulled out. It was not a joke!
However, a few hours later, the Citigroup Navy took the initiative to rescue dozens of sailors from a certain sea area. They called it the British Imperial Expeditor, and the crew asked if there was such a thing. They began to feel that the house was going to collapse. The headquarters quickly checked the route of Expeditor and the coordinates of Citigroup Navy, and then checked the list of rescued people over there. Everyone was dumbfounded until now, they really sank the White Expeditor, which cost more than 2 billion pounds and was sunk by a tank that came out of nowhere!
When will the marine king go to sea to fight the nuclear submarine? Damn it! The whole navy was speechless with amazement. Then a delegation led by itself and assistant to the Director of Military Intelligence flew directly to Africa, and it was necessary to find out the real reason for the sinking of the Expedition. This is no joke. If China or the Soviet Union really figured out something that can sail in the sea and fight the main battle tank, the naval battle mode will change dramatically. Maybe their expedition fleet will trap strait of magellan in the tank sea and take countermeasures. Although it is a hypothesis, it has already made the Royal Navy shudder.
"Oh, respect will be honored to meet you here!"
The captain of the African fleet medical ship greeted the general warmly, but now he is too preoccupied to respond to the cowboy’s enthusiasm. He reluctantly smiled and said, "Nice to meet you, Mr. Captain."
The captain said cheerfully, "today is really a good day. It’s worth a toast. There is enough frozen beer in the freezer for us to have a toast."
Will say, "Oh, captain, thank you very much for your enthusiasm, but now I want to see what my frightened sailors are drinking as soon as possible. Let’s wait and see."
The captain blinked and smiled and said, "I guess you must be the tank?"
The director of the military intelligence department lost his voice, "How do you know?" If I remember correctly, this matter has been classified as top secret. How did a small naval lieutenant colonel in Citigroup know? Did the rescued sailors talk about such a shameful thing? If so, the Royal Navy will be humiliated! Damn it, those sailors who have no sense of confidentiality must be severely punished!
"How do I know?" The captain’s repeated expression was rather odd.
The director asked, "Who else knows except you?"
"Who else knows except me?" The captain repeated it again and then said to the guests from afar with a contemptuous face, "You should ask who else doesn’t know except me!" "
Will remain motionless color director was ugly to the extreme.
The captain exaggerated and waved his arm and said, "that damn tank is simply possessed by the devil. No, no, it is the incarnation of Satan!" So far, it has destroyed our six B-52s, smashed an Apache and shot down an F-14 … Damn it, this tank has dealt us a greater blow than a Beran division! "
Will stare big eyes.
Changba almost fell to the ground.
Staff a was dumbfounded.
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Staff B was dumbfounded.
The staff has been speechless.
Staff d is on the verge of dizziness
Staff F. In a word, everyone has been dumbfounded and shocked. Somehow, their faces doubt their faces, their faces don’t believe their feelings, their sincere expressions are vivid, and they can win the Oscar. There are two metaphors to think about.
Metaphor A girl who hasn’t had a boyfriend is happily lying in the bathtub and taking a bath. Suddenly, the door is knocked down. A stranger is like being run over by a truck. Uncle Wang broke in and smiled and said to her, "I mean a pervert!" Give the door conveniently …
A simple and honest ordinary citizen suddenly found out that his mother was dead and his wife ran away with the adulterer with some money …
The captain also cursed the damn tank that turned the whole fleet upside down, and the high-decibel voice shouted so loudly that everyone could not stand it. At this time, the distant rumbling gun would cast an inquiry at the captain, and the captain said angrily, "It’s attacking our warship again, and it’s getting worse and worse!" This day can’t pass! "
Tanks fight warships and it’s one-on-one combat?
This news makes it impossible for all the staff officers to stare at a new record again. Everyone has an idea in their hearts. What kind of ghost tank is this?
The third chapter is the end
"Fuck those Sun’s torpedoes again!"
Staring at the fire control radar, Xiao Guangxi roared, and I ignored him. Now we have been torpedoed, not 30, but 20. One sparrow hit three bullets, and it was scared. I drove the main battle of 6 to make it dive deeper, and a little turret and barrel were exposed to the sea. Shandong quickly changed the kind of bomb. A long tail fin was stably shelled, and the armor-piercing bullet was sent to the gun bore. Press the boom button! A ball of fireball flew out almost close to the sea in less than two seconds, and it was blocked by that unlucky ship two kilometers away. Armor-piercing bullets are not a good crop, like chopsticks poking tofu, cutting into the waterline of the hull to open a big hole with smoke, but that’s just to open a big hole. But it’s a 30,000-ton guy. We have a lot of people with this 122-mm high-pressure smoothbore gun, and we are bitten by mosquitoes!At the same time, the huge ship launched the heavy-duty wire-guided torpedo, making a hullabaloo about and crashing all the way. All three of us were waiting for the moment when the sky were to fall. Fortunately, Uncle Death watched us repeatedly in recent days. His old man sent us delicious food with his eyes open and his eyes closed, and he let us go. For a little guy like the 6 main battle, which is several times smaller than the smallest gunboat, he couldn’t see the root. He was as arrogant and pie-lipped as before, and he brushed past us. God knows what he ran to. The rash man screamed and made me noisy. Our eardrums are about to burst, but we still enjoy the noise as close as possible, which sounds uncomfortable. Of course, others don’t enjoy it so much. A light cruiser is banging and exploding 5 thousand meters away. Dear friends, whether there is a great white shark waiting for dumplings in the sea or not, they jump into the sea. If there is a great white shark in the sea, we will be guilty. No one has to add an anti-earth and anti-humanity besides murdering European and American soldiers, destroying public property and so on. Because the cruiser was sunk by us, we couldn’t keep an eye on the torpedo fired by the amphibious assault ship opposite, so we rushed all the way to the big guy. These little ancestors were picky eaters and looked for the big guy! Of course, the light cruiser was not to be outdone when it fired torpedoes. It kissed this amphibious assault ship two people and blew out two holes that could be driven into 60 tons of Dongfeng calories. Plus, we are unyielding. It is estimated that it will have to stand a third-level disability at least.
I still overestimated this amphibious assault ship. It’s not a third-class disability now, but it’s about to be crippled. The captain even has the heart to jump into the sea. What is this? Open a 36,000-ton ship and let a tank and several of his own people fire torpedoes. How can you tell the boss when you go back? What is the secret weapon of this tank that actually made the whole African Command fly like a chicken and a dog jump and sank the British nuclear submarine, and now it has sunk the Sagittarius light cruiser and pointed the muzzle at itself?
Holy shit, which perverted country and which perverted arsenal make perverted tanks!
Captain, I really wronged our great 6 main battle. This is a well-known tank made in northern heavy industries, but if it has wisdom and feelings, it will be as depressed as we are! That’s right. Now the three of us have even given up. Do you believe it? Don’t believe you, try driving a tank with limited floating capacity, limited fuel and even limited ammunition supplies. Try it for a few rounds against a fleet in the vast sea!
There was a stormy wave on the sea, and there was a loud flash, such as rolling thunder rumbling over the sea, and the raging sea was raging. Rows of 20-to 30-meter-high water columns rose in the center of amphibious assault ship, and huge waves collided one after another. It was also a good opportunity to press our small battleship into the water and avoid a volley of enemy ships. This is not a joke. We are all doomed to be wiped by it. Fortunately, it is just like anti-ship missiles and torpedoes. Their laser guidance system can’t keep an eye on such a small target. No one hit the target, and the huge waves kept coming in. The main battle floated for a while, so we stayed in the water, and the gentleman had to expand with heat and contract with cold like his penis.
Small Guangxi asked, "Boss, do you think we can go back?"
I smiled bitterly. "It’s harder than going to heaven, and you don’t look at what’s going on now. Unless the head can send a submarine to meet us, we have to sink into the sea automatically and consciously like a stone even if we are not smashed into pieces by their enemy ships!" Look, the tank guns are flooded, and we can’t even open the guns. There is no fighting back, and someone has been slaughtered. "
Small Guangxi said with chagrin, "I didn’t expect the three of us to survive so many crises, but in the end we had to die in the sea for a good meal of fish and shrimp. What’s even worse is that we will sink into the sea and never be able to make waves again. I am unwilling!" Are you willing? "
Shandong shook his head very directly.
I smiled bitterly. I am not willing to be a soldier. I have to be conscious of dying in battle. Since I have chosen to be a professional soldier, I have to be indifferent to death. It is natural for us to die like the four seasons, but who is willing to die like this? The boss said that after the completion, we will transfer the three of us to Argentina. I heard that it is beautiful and rich, and there are many beautiful, enthusiastic and cheerful girls. The most important thing is that Lilac is there. Half an hour before we leave, we will pass the appointment. When I arrive in Argentina, we will. There was a wedding in that ancient church, and the head unexpectedly approved our marriage. In the spring, I was showing off my amorous feelings, so I died, and this place has to be listed as a missing person. I can’t swallow this tone!
The waves are a little smaller. 6. The main battle took the opportunity to float. As a result, another wave peak covered us. There is no way to float the raft. There is so much buoyancy. There is no way to let us sink to the bottom of the sea. It is enough to expect it to resist this violent wave. If we go like this, if the enemy doesn’t fire, we will suffocate and die sooner or later. Small Guangxi can’t see that the last few chocolates will be thrown over one by one. "Is it a blessing or a curse? Don’t worry, don’t just pad your belly first."
Shandong swallowed up his mouth and said, "It’s not enough to put a bird between your teeth."
Small Guangxi has a pool of hands. "Now there is nothing to plug our teeth. Without support, we can eat seaweed and drink seawater even if we can escape this robbery."
I said, "Don’t even think about supporting you. Don’t say that Beran doesn’t have a submarine. Even if he did, he could break through the enemy’s anti-submarine circle to save us. To be honest, if I were a commander in chief, even if the submarine could break through the enemy’s anti-submarine circle, I wouldn’t let the submarine kill just three people and risk being sunk by the enemy."
Small Guangxi is dead, rubbing his hands and saying, "Alas, I won’t let the submarine take this risk. You know, a submarine may be able to decide the outcome of a war, and three people will take the risk. No one will do this. I wrote it before I left, but I have already predicted this day. Didn’t I say that the death rate was almost 100%! More than 200 comrades-in-arms went to attack the Montana military base to blow up the b-52. Three of us escaped and sank enemy warships and submarines, and shot down enemy fighters. That’s enough. There’s nothing to complain about. I pity Li Jie. She’s afraid she’ll get grass widow! " Self-pity can’t help sighing. I didn’t expect this monkey to be an infatuated species.
Shandong wanted to laugh at him for two words, but he couldn’t say it. Finally, he sighed. "Xiao Fang also said that after graduation, she would join the army and join the digital infantry brigade to fight with me." He took out the color photo and looked at the photo. A girl with long hair shawl was wearing a camouflage that didn’t fit her, and she gently leaned against him with a happy smile. He didn’t wear a military uniform and let the girl wear it.
I don’t speak because my stomach is aching faintly, which is the root cause of the earthquake. In the past two days, I have eaten three pieces of chocolate and committed the old habit of large-caliber artillery shells, which are constantly exploding nearby and being beaten crazy. The enemy is dumping shells into the sea to kill us together with marine fish. The explosion wave pushes the incompressible water to hit the whole tank, which makes my stomach even more uncomfortable. I am holding my stomach and sweating wildly. Guangxi sees that I am wrong and asks nervously, "Boss, what’s the matter with you?"
Small Guangxi scolded "Mom" and rummaged around trying to find some medicine for me. Shandong Sleeve helped me wipe away the cold sweat. Several torpedoes came from behind us. We didn’t even have the motivation to control the tank to hide. Of course not. If we can hit it, even if it is a near miss, it will instantly make us hide in fly ash. What’s the point? We three tired soldiers ignored the roaring torpedo, and little Guangxi found nothing. We punched the body with anger. "Fuck the double-headed eagle navy! It’s all this fucking desert saber action! "
Desert saber …
I endured the pain in my stomach and chewed these words repeatedly, which was a little strange. I felt that the shell exploded like a muffled thunder and the torpedo screamed, and the serious and cold sound came to my ears, which was so hazy and illusory.
"Soldiers, I have an extreme danger for you-don’t hold your chest so high yet. I must tell you that the death rate is almost 100%. No one will laugh at you if you have concerns!"
"This time, Major Amadou, the Dawn Commando, is in command. You must order him to execute soldiers who violate the order on the spot!"
The sound changed and became loud. It was Amadou, a former crocodile who saved my life. Major Belan Defence Force had already turned into a blazing fire with enemy planes, but his voice was still so clear and firm in my impression. "We destroyed Montanmont military base at all costs to let the double-headed eagle learn the bloodiness and anger of Belan Defence Force! This is a horse that will die and fear death! "
No one is afraid of death without withdrawing from the qualified major general and accepting his choice. Despite our worries, we can still lose our allies and our country from death to death! Close my eyes, I saw that simple black man’s figure was so vivid. I seemed to see that he would never bend his back to people again. I saw his bloody wounds and heard his heavy breathing. These overlapped in front of my eyes and condensed into a figure standing at attention. His body was smashed by more than a dozen bullets, but it was still so straight, as if the towering gods were soaring into the sky, and the flames and explosions were burning all over the sky. In the rain, he was busy stuffing a puffy smoking explosive bag into the belly of that huge fighter plane. I rushed over to him to try to put him. Then the explosive charge exploded, and its lethality was second only to that of nuclear weapons. The stratosphere fortress, together with its humble black soldiers like ants, melted into flying fragments …
"Boss, look at what that is?"
Small Guangxi exclaimed with horror and pulled me back from my memory. When I looked at the sight, I turned white-a dark shadow in the sea was approaching us sadly, and it was worthy of being a superpower navy. Even the submarine was dispatched to deal with our small tank! Now we can’t even get enough oxygen, let alone fight back. I look at them with a wry smile. "This time we are really dead. We are still brothers."
Shandong said "be brothers"
Small Guangxi grinned. "In the past two days, I really fucking killed so many little brothers in Sam, but I didn’t say that I also drove a tank to destroy their six strategic long-range bombers. I also shot down one of their nuclear submarines and injured two warships. We are awesome, buddy. Let’s stop being infantry and switch to armored forces. It’s definitely better than now."
Shandong and I both laughed, didn’t we? Which country’s armored forces are as awesome as us? The three of us finished laughing. When the submarine approached like a ghost, it was gas or seawater. I said to myself, "Amadou, we helped you finish those bombers that slaughtered your compatriots. None of them escaped. Let’s kill you. You can rest in peace, sir. The Montana military base has become a ghost. Is it really that helpful for the war situation to do all this? You must not let the blood of more than 200 comrades-in-arms of our digital infantry brigade and Dawning Commando flow in vain! "
The fourth chapter Wolf commandos (a)
ps； Say two things. First of all, people don’t seem to like this anecdote very much. Did I write too much? If that’s the case, I’ll adjust my thinking before writing. The second damn project hasn’t been done well yet. I can’t get online. It’s impossible to go to the Internet cafe to update the afternoon after work. Please forgive me. It’s not that I want to be lazy. It’s really out of nai.
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